Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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