dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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