forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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