let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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