I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..