Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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