Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize