At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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