I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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