Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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