So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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