i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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