Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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