Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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