bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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