He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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