Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Your penis caused this!
is it fun? or sober?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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