he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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