so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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