Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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