they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He passed out mid-signature
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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