I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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