Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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