The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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