You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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