I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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