that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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