at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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