my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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