And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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