There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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