I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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