Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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