There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
