Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I supernannyed him into submission
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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