There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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