I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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