Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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