all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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