it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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