i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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