thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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