Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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