The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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