you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
