Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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