How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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