I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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