Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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