I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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