Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
