U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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