she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
