You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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