The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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